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There's a little bit of ASSHOLE in everyone-some more than others. If you're looking for a funny gag gift with a not-so-subtle message, the Asshole Gift Kit is for you.
Welcome to the Best Prank Gag Novelty Gift Store. The Asshole Gift Kit is a practical joke gift set that contains items (XL t-shirt, coffee mug, bumper sticker, & button) imprinted boldly with the word ASSHOLE in black on white. The truly incurable asshole will wear these items with pride, making it easier for the rest of us to identify the asshole among us.
Also included is a 16-page award-winning, black-and-white, illustrated booklet, "Exploring Your Inner Asshole," a funny guide to assessing and increasing the reader's level of assholism. Curable assholes will recognize themselves and adjust their behavior to be less of one.
Whether it's a friend who needs a nudge to curtail their asshole tendencies, or a politician who needs more than just a letter to get their attention, the Asshole Gift Kit is the only complete gift kit that tells it like it is.
Send it soon (quantities are limited). Send it anonymously. Gift-wrap it and deliver to your favorite asshole.